My Underwater Library **________________________________**
Life is constantly changing and so am I. Learning to keep what is good and laugh about the rest.

 

explodinghye:

choclety milk shakes likes his baths

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle)

Anonymous asked
freaking love your blog, makes me laugh everyday :D

:D  I’m flattered thank you. I laugh as well

vinebox:

shouldnt:

FREEDOM

I love America

profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

sopranish:

thehylianinthetardis:

Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

(Source: catpissneverclean)

sir-hathaway:

penis-hilton:

i watched this about 47 times

These two are going places.

(Source: jeans-left-buttock)